Join: Nov 26, 2007
Name: GeorgeRostov
Gender: Male
Location: GB
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Hobbies: Cracking the fragile hearts of his married lovers with his Veruca Salt-style temper tantrums; being egged on the Old Kent Road by a gang of marauding homophobes; egging Peter Tatchell on the Old Kent Road in the company of a gang of strapping homophobes; shoplifting last season's collection of cravats from Vivienne Westwood; shoplifting last season's collection of day-glow butt-plugs from Clone Zone; being labelled as a fashionista and sent swatch samples from Gaultier; being mistaken as a socialite and invited to coffee and Hob Nobs in Chelsea; swearing loudly around children; acting haughtily around working class single mums; tea and scones followed by tea-bagging in tea rooms.
Nursing a broken heart and broken nails, Rostov leads a disgraceful, dissolute life amidst the condom-clogged gutters of Soho. In his piss-stinking bedsit flat, frequented by lonely lawyers, bisexual builders, the perverts of Parliament and his part-time accomplice in crime, the three-legged siamese cat known amongst Dangermouse fans as Tripod, Rostov wastes his wit, his days (not to mention a large portion of his dole cheque) composing lewd lyrics to lost loves, sniffing pritt-stick, imbibing pilfered Lambrini from Cost Cutters and writing hate mail to Ben Fogel, promising all manner of unsociable nastiness. With a desperate desire to be the next Shakespeare, though, in all likelihood probably not even cutting it as Jeffrey Archer's cum-rag, poor Rostov is shunned by all, bar an occasional midnight visit from Marc Almond to borrow a bag of low calory sugar. Close to both committing suicide and voting Lib Dem, his only hope it seems is finding the one thing that forever tantalised him as a child and that now cruelly taunts him as an almost-adult with its elusiveness: love. By posting these revolting recitals of his groundbreaking literary ouevre (the pages of which are currently being used to maintain a clean, wholesome-smelling poo-hole in the local old people's home) he hopes that somehow he'll attract a legion of devoted followers prepared to sacrifice their monthly allowance on his drug habit, or, failing that, a nice, friendly Arab with a fondness for felching.Videos (13 )
George Rostov - Selling Heroin To Kids
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Fresh from frollicing in the daisies on Hampstead Heath with a group of skinheads (with the dog shi*t stains to prove it), George Rostov is caught on CCTV trying to persuade three school girls to swap their S Club 7 sticker album for three grams of Colombian smack, along with a selection of hair...
The Creme-De-La-Creme of Mincing Married Men
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For once, George Rostov has written about something other than man-on-man anal action and the various (and decidedly immoral) uses of Marmite. Instead, in this sonnet that can be found in his collection 'PORNO MAGS AND DESPERATE DADS' (signed copies of which are currently available from lulu.com...
Dirge for the Druggies and Drunkards
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Written in honour of Wetherspoons pissed-up dole dossers, a large number of which can regularly be found slumped unconscious on George Rostov's bedsit floor as the poet rifles through their pockets (and also allegedly knocking one off over their slumbering forms, though Rostov maintains such...
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