Join: Aug 30, 2006
Name: lustrousorchid
Gender: Female
Location: US
Videos Watched: 1938
Subscribers: 4
Channel Views: 628
Books: Generally, whatever I'm reading at the time. Unless, of course, it's a textbook...
Movies: Musicals, silent films, and old black-and-white movies are my weakness. Anywho, the list is ever-growing, but here's a sample: Batman, Cabaret, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Elephant Man, Elizabeth, The Gladiator, The Godfather Series, Hook, Interview with the Vampire, The King and I, El Laberinto del Fauno, The Man who Laughs, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Moulin Rouge, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Office Space, The Phantom of the Opera, The Quiet Man, Schindler's List, The Secret Garden, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, and V for Vendetta
Music: I listen to old timey tunes, classical melodies, and foreign music from the Middle East, Mediterranean, Eastern Europe, India, North Africa, and Spain to name a few. I keep an open mind, though. I'll listen to virtually anything that took time, talent, and passion to compose.
Hobbies: I talk of many things: of shoes, and ships, and sealing-wax, of cabbages and kings, and why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.
I am a mosaic of paradox with a passion for knowledge and an affinity for Middle Eastern cuisine. In my free-time, I build life-sized replicas of gothic cathedrals from ordinary toothpicks. I often compose award-winning Broadway musicals during my morning showers. Museums swarm to host my traveling exhibit of cheese sculptures. I don't blink, and I always know where the car is parked. I can believe it's not butter. As a child, I saved a South American village from a herd of carnivorous llamas using only rubber cement and dental floss. Chuck Norris received his martial arts training from me. Years ago, I won the Olympic gold medal for running the entire length of the Great Wall of China in record time, and the games weren't even under way. I once held an opponent's wife's hand...in a jar of acid...at a party. Tom is not my friend. On several occasions, I've solved a rubix cube...blindfolded. I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. I can divide by zero and kill two stones with one bird. I leap, I bound, confuse and confound, and my checkbook is always balanced. You remember that nifty snap bracelet fad in the 90s? I started that. I'm a legend in sumo wrestling, a connoisseur in Kool-aid, and revered in Kazakhstan.Videos (24 )
July 4th Weekend
- Length: 6 :38
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- View Count: 147
- Author: lustrousorchid
Tags: kirby
I returned to Milwaukee to spend time with my dysfunctional family. I say that in the most loving way possible...
My car sounds like badonkadonk!
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- View Count: 14
- Author: lustrousorchid
Tags: kirby
Jamie rants about her service engine light being on...again.
You will never see the morning!
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- Author: lustrousorchid
Tags: kirby
My sister, Jamie, lays the smack down on my jabroni niece.
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asdfmovie
- Length: 1 :48
- Rating Average: 4.78 from 2761 people
- View Count: 349782' favoriteCount='5372
- Author: TomSka
Tags: asdf asdfman asdfmovie cartoon collection funny haha laser lol pwned random stoc
ass-duff-moo-vee PivotRJ (animator): www.youtube.com/pivotrj Music: Binärpilot - Acrodysostosis and Goof Sound: Gunshot - Findsounds.com Original asdfcomics: http://asdfman.sheezyart.com European Store http://www.cakebomb.spreadshirt.net Worldwide Store http://www.cafepress.com/cakebomb
Tarkan Dedikodu Metamorfoz 2008 TRT Konseri (Yeni Vers.)
- Length: 6 :12
- Rating Average: 5.00 from 20 people
- View Count: 9388' favoriteCount='32
- Author: Xh00p
Tags: dedikodu konser metamorfoz sarki tarkan televizyon trt tv yilbasi
http://tarkanmeta.blogspot.com 23 şubatta TRT'de yayınlanan yılbaşı konserinde yer almayan yeni görüntülerin ve şarkıların da yer aldığı Metamorfoz 2008 konserinden...
